To paraphrase P.T. Barnum: There's a very good chance that some, or all of the stuff on this site will Piss Off some, or all of ya'll.
Especially the jokes and quotes.
If any of ya'll think ya'll might be offended by something that's on here, then don't open it!
If ya'll have any trouble with this site, or just wanna shoot Old Sparky a line, well then just go ahead and e-mail sparky at, well, you can probably figger it out (but mebbe the spambots won't) from the URL, above.
The Startzville TX, VFW Post 8800 hosted a benefit BBQ for Kelly Metz.
Sparky's neighbors, Kim and Mark, Just Got Married!!!, May 24th, 2008.
Lacey, Sparky's niece, just graduated from high school.
Sparky had him some aviation fun during his Turkey Day 2007 Vacation!!!
The 1st Annual Lake Trash Birthday Bash happened at Hank's Conky Tonk on 27 October, 2007!!!
Sparky got him a new bike!!!
Bet ya'll didn't know Sparky usedta play with computers did ya'll?
Sparky Hung Out With Old People in August, 2007.
Sparky went to a squadron reunion in May of 06 - good times were had by most.
Here's some Artsy-Fartsy Pics
Here's some Pics loosely related to what Sparky usedta do fer a livin.
Here's some pics of friends, relatives and various happenings.
Pics from various parties in da hood.
Sparky showed up for opening night at Wurstfest 2004.
Sparky went a-toobin on 5 August 2004.
Sparky went a-toobin agin on Memorial Day Weekend 2005.
Sometimes Sparky commandeers a boat and navigates over to Paradise Cove!
Sparky got fed up last summer with his teeny back porch, so he built The Deck!
Sometimes it just don't pay to drink on The Deck. Ask Pablo!
Here's documentation of Sparky's Welding Adventures.
Other peoples sometimes instigate some of Sparky's Welding Adventures. Check out Brad (skinnyfeats) building a kayak trailer.
There's a New Addition to Sparky's Compound. Be sure to check your shoes.
Sparky took a few pics on the Fourth of July 2004.
A few Amateur Radio Geek Pictures.
Here's some Redneck Stuff
A page of Safety Guy Headaches
And a few kayakin pics.
Here's some pics from Eeyore's 45th Annual B'day Party, 26 April 2008.
Here's some pics from Eeyore's 44th Annual B'day Party, 28 April 2007.
Here's some pics from Eeyore's 42th Annual B'day Party, 30 April 2005.
Here's some pics from Eeyore's 40th Annual B'day Party, 26 April 2003.
Here's some pics from Eeyore's 38th Annual B'day party, 28 April 2001.
Here's some miscellaneous pics and a couple docs from my summer 2001 project - installing a Ford SVO 351 crate motor in my old Mustang.
Here is Halloween night at Wurstfest 2003.
Here's some Jokes
Here's some more serious stuff.
Here's some cryptic quotes for ya'll to ponder.
Here's some temporary stuff.
These are a few of my favorite links
If you ever wondered WTF is a-goin on inside The Brain of Sparky - here's your chance!
Hint: The important part seems to be empty!!!
Brought to you by the fine folks at Brooke Army Medical Center.
