Subject: Fw: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) Date: Saturday, October 30, 1999 7:51 AM Hey Jon and Greg; What are you guys teaching them Kaydets at The Zoo? I think maybe ya'll need to let em out more!! Sparky (the other one) -----Original Message----- From: Trujillo, Alex To: 'Al Ekrem' ; Bennett, COL Bruce ; 'Chris Trotter' ; 'Dale Pangman' ; 'Dave Verrett' ; 'Linda Cunningham' ; 'Richard O'Connor' ; 'Sandy Aubrey' ; 'Tom Corbett' ; CPT Federico R Lopez ; CPT Todd A Showalter ; Carrion, Jorge D. ; John R. Whyte ; Leon, Luis ; Moulton, Mark ; Miller, William ; reyd ; Santiago, Felix Lt. Col ; Sharpe, Daniel C ; Whitt, Alvin S. Date: Friday, October 29, 1999 2:01 PM Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) -----Original Message----- From: Hoida, Daniel Mr. HQ/XPY(BDS [SMTP:Daniel.Hoida at afotec.af.mil] Sent: Friday, October 29, 1999 8:22 AM To: 'JAikens3 at aol.com'; 'corbert'; 'lex'; 'roye'; 'troyboy'; 'womby'; 'WWDIDDY at aol.com'; 'Mullady, Michael'; 'Triska'; 'phutton'; Foos, Russell; Hart, Mari Ms HQ/XPY(TRW); Sears, Douglas Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > For a couple of you guys this may bring back some sweet zoomie-love memories. > -----Original Message----- From: O'Connor, John W. Maj HQ/XPP Sent: Friday, October 29, 1999 8:45 AM To: Waldron, Alexander Maj HQ/XPY; Hoida, Daniel Mr. HQ/XPY(BDS; Santacroce, John Maj HQ/XPY; Lewis, Angela Ms HQ/XPY Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > > > -----Original Message----- From: Paul_S_Ellia at res.raytheon.com [SMTP:Paul_S_Ellia at res.raytheon.com] Sent: Friday, October 29, 1999 6:59 AM To: OConnoJ1 at afotec.af.mil; howard.packer at asc-yw.wpafb.af.mil; clay.vanmeter at okc.boeing.com Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > Not only read the original message at the bottom - but keep track of how far and wide this poor 18 year old's message went throughout DoD..:) ---------------------- Forwarded by Paul S Ellia/RES/Raytheon/US on 10/29/99 08:57 AM --------------------------- > > "Donahoo, Brian, Maj, HQ USAF/XORC" To: "'Bonzo'" , "'Box'" , "'Brew'" , "'Cancer'" , "'Cravin''" , "'Darkstar'" , "'Duck'" , "'Flash'" , "'Gordon P.'" , "'Gunny'" , "'Homer'" , "'Hook'" , "'JC'" , "'Jekyll'" , "'Lowell'" , "'Magnus'" , "'Meat'" , "Guthals, Mick, Maj, AF/XO Exec" , "'Opie'" , Paul S Ellia/RES/Raytheon/US, "'Planet'" , "'Rabies'" , "Rollison,Michael, LtCol, XOOA" , "'Smiley'" , "'Trap'" , "Eret, Anton, Maj, XOOC" , "'Weeds'" , "'Yeti'" , "'Zap'" , "Fuller, Douglas, Maj, AF/XORFC" , "Kindley, Jeffrey, Maj, AF/XORC" , "Hutto, John, Mr, AF/XORFA" cc: Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > > > > Swaave and Deboner. I only wish I could be as smooth as this tree surgeon. Start at the bottom. > Sparky > -----Original Message----- From: Avey, Timothy Maj HQ/ASA [mailto:Timothy.Avey at afotec.af.mil] Sent: Thursday, October 28, 1999 6:04 PM To: 'Sparky' Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > Sparky, This guy sounds a lot like you, because I've heard you use some of these lines TDY. Go all the way to the end of the MSG and then work your way up. You should get a good Friday laugh out of the whole thing. > Maj. Tim "DUKE" Avey B-1 Block F Test Manager HQAFOTEC DSN 246-8232 timothy.avey at afotec.af.mil > -----Original Message----- From: Brozena, Anthony Mr HQ/ALT(TRW) Sent: Thursday, October 28, 1999 3:08 PM To: Avey, Timothy Maj HQ/ASA; Cleveland, Kathleen Capt HQ/TST; Hughes, Peter Mr HQ/ALT (SAIC); Ruhm, Brian Capt Det4A; Lozito, Jim Mr HQ/XPX(TRW); Bogusch, Jack Mr Det3/TL(MACB) Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > > > -----Original Message----- From: Rickabaugh, Ronnie Maj HQ/ALT Sent: Thursday, October 28, 1999 10:27 AM To: Carroll, Ralph Mr HQ/ALT; Brozena, Anthony Mr HQ/ALT(TRW); Brown, Rodney Mr HQ/ALT (SAIC) Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > > > R2 > Maj Ronnie (R2) Rickabaugh Dep Dir Ballistic Missile Defense AFOTEC/ALT > -----Original Message----- From: Kurey, William Col HQ/AL Sent: Thursday, October 28, 1999 9:53 AM To: Rickabaugh, Ronnie Maj HQ/ALT Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > Hilarious! -----Original Message----- From: Sheedy, James [SMTP:JSHEEDY at logicon.com] Sent: Thursday, October 28, 1999 9:28 AM To: 'william.kurey at afotec.af.mil' Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > Bill - For your reading pleasure! > -jim- > -----Original Message----- From: Sheedy, James Sent: Wednesday, October 27, 1999 11:58 AM To: Katapski, Steven Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > > Steve - Enjoy!!! > -jim- > -----Original Message----- From: Przybysz, James Maj HQ/CNR [mailto:James.Przybysz at afotec.af.mil] Sent: Wednesday, October 27, 1999 10:13 AM To: Stolle, Erik Mr HQ/CNP; Bonin, Joseph LtCol HQ/ASD; 'Jim Sheedy'; Knighton, Shane Capt HQ/TSE; Avey, Timothy Maj HQ/ASA; Turner, David Capt HQ/ASL Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > > Some things never change. We used to have to put up the paper copy, let everyone abuse it, then send it back. Now its sooooo much easier with electrons. Happy memories.....jp > *** Zip to the bottom for the real story...everything else is everybody's $0.02 worth. **** > -----Original Message----- From: Skeith, Bill [SMTP:bskeith at logicon.com] Sent: Friday, October 22, 1999 4:53 PM To: Riley, Bill; Curry, Tom; Densford, James; Stempsey, Darryl; Burns, Jason; Parker, Deb; Ron Berdine (E-mail); John Gibson (E-mail); Mike Giltrud (E-mail); Steve Hoyle (E-mail); Bob Igo (E-mail); Joan Jahelka (E-mail); Jim Przybysz (E-mail); Barbara Rose (E-mail); Rachel Rosendhal (E-mail); Craig Rutland (E-mail); Steve Simmerer (E-mail); Jon Skeith (E-mail); Katherine Skeith (E-mail); WES Skeith (E-mail); William E. Skeith (E-mail); Buddy Van Doren (E-mail) Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > > > -----Original Message----- From: Litwhiler, Daniel [mailto:Daniel.Litwhiler at usafa.af.mil] Sent: Thursday, October 21, 1999 11:23 AM To: jeff; dwlit at aol.com; Michael Emerson; bskeith at logicon.com; jpendergast at penderlaw.com; litewiller at hotmail.com; litwhilerk at BRAGG.ARMY.MIL; rockwhiler at classic.msn.com; htavel at uswest.com; tavel at sprintmail.com; litwhild at jntf.osd.mil; mjones at optika.com; rrlochry at aol.com Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > > LESSON NUMBER ONE: Be careful about what you send to others in email. It may get forwarded...... > -----Original Message----- From: Diaz, Jerry Sent: Thursday, October 21, 1999 11:17 AM To: Daniel Litwhiler Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > Boss, Another great example of how you have to watch what you put in print. It looks like this has made it a couple of times around the world. jerry > > -----Original Message----- From: Roberts Richard W Maj ACC/XRYF [mailto:Richard.Roberts at langley.af.mil] Sent: Wednesday, October 20, 1999 7:02 AM To: Jerry.Diaz at usafa.af.mil Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > Jerry, C4C Kolden is probably in a math course this semester? Only took 22 days for this email to get to HQ ACC...it's still moving. > Rich > -----Original Message----- From: Haas William R LtCol ACC/XRYF Sent: Wednesday, October 20, 1999 8:17 AM To: Callaway, Balf Civ; Cavin, Robert Maj; Davies, David Maj; Foley, Michael Contr; Freet, Richard Civ; Hickman, David Civ; Maliepae, Eric; Norris, Eddie; Roberts, Richard; Wagner, Kenneth Civ Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > > Thought I should keep moving this along. It has been almost everywhere. You need to start at the bottom and work up. This kid may be a Lt someday. WP -----Original Message----- From: Franklin, 1Lt Stephanie A. 613 AIF/SSO Sent: Tuesday, October 19, 1999 6:44 PM To: 'stephfranklin at yahoo.com' Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > > > > ---------- From: Smith, Capt John T. 613AOS/DOJA 366-1015 Sent: Wednesday, October 20, 1999 8:23 AM To: Larcher, Capt. Shawn 36CES/CECD 366-2521; Shinnick, Maj Joseph 613AOS/DOBO 366-4042; Cooper, Major David L. 613 AOS/DOJA, 366-1902; Walker, Lt Col Paul 613 AOS/DOJ 366-1319; Kieser, Maj Douglas J. 613AOS 366-1366; Heyer, Capt Vaughn 613AOS/DOZE 366-7092; Ford, Capt Mark 613AOS/DOZE 366-1354; Yocum, TSgt Rollan 613AOS/DOJ 366-1350; Franklin, 1Lt Stephanie A. 613 AIF/SSO; Angela Kim; bert; brenda; chris_huntley; chrystal; danowork; doug; jerry morey; jr; liller; Lisa Purul; lt; mike; norm; Pam Woolley; pickle; q; renee; rider; ron; sandee; todd; vince; wendy Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > damn, this zoomie is one sauve mofo. hey rider, you been training this kid? original message is way at the bottom, much entertainment to be had from the comments by all. you go booooooyyyy!!! > smooth > -----Original Message----- From: Bert Jean [mailto:bertjean at ev1.net] Sent: Tuesday, October 19, 1999 1:06 PM To: Vince Mankus; Michael Scott; Lisa Purul; Kevin Christ; John Cochran; John Smith; John "L.T." Russ; Jennifer Tipton; Jason Kron; Don Kerr; Darren Devore; Dana Larcher; Cheryl Deloughery; Calvin Hall; C.J. Park; Annalee Baldwin; Angela Kim; John Smith Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > > This guy is awesome. I hope I meet him some day! He will never date again. > bj > -----Original Message----- From: McLaughlin Suzanne 1Lt 31MXS/LGMW [mailto:Suzanne.McLaughlin at aviano.af.mil] Sent: Tuesday, October 19, 1999 10:52 AM To: Bert Jean; Chief Ellam; Dan Kunzler; Earl Harrington; James Munroe; Jason Elrod; Jason Margita; KY (PSAB); Matt Hutchings (desert); Ray Rieker; Rich Branson; Shawn Cunningham (work); Stephanie Halcrow Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > > This is too funny! Anybody know Christian Kolden AKA Alaskan Assassin? The best part is reading all the forwards that lead up to the actual message so start at the top and read down. Poor guy must have been shot down!! Academy love...Hope you get a smile out of this like I did. Hope all is well. > Suzanne > -----Original Message----- From: 99 TRANS/LGTT Traffic Management Officer [mailto:99trans.lgtttmo at nellis.af.mil] Sent: Tuesday, October 19, 1999 5:03 PM To: 'McLaughlin Suzanne 2Lt 31MXS/LGMV' Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > > This is great. > -----Original Message----- From: 99 TRANS/LGTT Traffic Management Officer Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 7:45 AM To: Grayson Adam R 2LT 99 TRANS/LGTM; Crum Brian A CPT 57 OSS/OSOD; Cudd Kristie K 2LT 99TRANS/LGTM; Ray Linda DM CPT 99 CONS/LGCX; Ray Leonard CPT 99 CES/CED; Mena Tony Capt 9MSS/DPMA; 'Zinda, Stephen, CMSgt'; 'Russell, Capt Donald, G.'; 'Richard M. Lesan'; 'Johnson C. Capt - 75FS/DOB'; Ahrens David K Capt 8FS/INO; 'Chris Francis'; Gibson Sharon Cpt 8 LSS/LGLX; 'Yarnott K. Capt - 43AES/SGTA'; Gonzalez Marc 1Lt 334 FS/MAG; 'DEYOUNG GARY CAPT AFSFC/SFP'; Loschinskey Althea F 1Lt 55 MXS/LGMT; Martin Steven Capt 4 EMS/LGMF; 'Bonita Joseph C Capt 615 AMSG/LG' Subject: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > Rich/Gary/Tiny/Brian...this is one of your boys. For the life of me I can't understand what goes on at your commissioning source. Do they teach you all this stuff or does it just come naturally? I'm sure he'll get a DG and pilot slot. Sturge > -----Original Message----- From: Melcher Chris L Capt AFLMA [SMTP:chris.melcher at aflma.gunter.af.mil] Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 7:26 AM To: Nedim Kirimca; Mike & Charlotte; Brimmer, Rob and Kara; Cliver, Matt and Stacy; Bill Dubose (Work); Bill Murphy; Heady; Coop Daddy; Capt Dave Kincaid; Chris Vorse; JAGO; Joe Lask (Home); John Desmarais; Lumpy; Paskin Matthew A Capt 14FS/MAF; Stohler, Mike (Home); Sturge (Work); Traw, Kevin; Vaughn Robbin Maj 8FS/MA; Warren Whitby III; Raymond, Greg Subject: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > Poor boy. Hope the rest of his freshmen year goes a little better. Apparently, this has gone out to all three academies and is now hitting the active duty ranks. Is there a lesson to be learned here? Be careful what you write in e-mail or MAKE SURE YOUR COMPUTER IS PASSWORD PROTECTED! Read on......... > -----Original Message----- From: Robert.Pata at mildenhall.af.mil [SMTP:Robert.Pata at mildenhall.af.mil] Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 8:54 AM To: Christopher.Afful at aviano.af.mil; peteagosto at hotmail.com; Jeff.Alder at ramstein.af.mil; Christian.Averett at dm.af.mil; christopher.barack at cannon.af.mil; Matthew.Berg at dyess.af.mil; timothy.burke at relay1.seymourjohnson.af.mil; byromc at aol.com; jcody at mpinet.net; robert.cooper at barksdale.af.mil; devanej at aol.com; dwight.engle at edwards.af.mil; tjmgabriel at hotmail.com; gallaghj at aetc1.vafb.af.mil; stevegrace at gci.net; > > > > > > IMCEAEX-_O=DMS_ou=MILDENHALL_cn=Recipients_cn=GrinstaM at mildenhall.af.mil; Camilo.Guerrero at dm.af.mil; > > > > > > IMCEAEX-_O=DMS_ou=MILDENHALL_cn=Recipients_cn=HALLFORD at mildenhall.af.mil; hartley.joanna at mcconnell.af.mil; dwayne.helton at langley.af.mil; heming at eglin.af.mil; clifnet at gte.net; louis.hoffman at afoats.af.mil; BrettChell at aol.com; > > > IMCEAEX-_O=DMS_ou=MILDENHALL_cn=Recipients_cn=HooverJ at mildenhall.af.mil; James.Judkins at email.edwards.af.mil; Paul.Kintz at mildenhall.af.mil; Kirsten.Klein at mildenhall.af.mil; mike.knowles at mountainhome.af.mil; alagares at cfi-us.com; mark.martin at lackland.af.mil; william.mcgill at langley.af.mil; chris.melcher at aflma.gunter.af.mil; olsonrw at swc.schriever.af.mil; mark.oreilly at dm.af.mil; Douglas.Patton at dm.af.mil; Martin.Romig at hickam.af.mil; stephen.rosenberg at dover.af.mil; constance.rother at pentagon.af.mil; ssheley at mke.afres.af.mil; > > > > > > IMCEAEX-_O=DMS_ou=MILDENHALL_cn=Recipients_cn=SquiresD at mildenhall.af.mil; kms021 at naic.wpafb.af.mil; Bill.Trautmann at HILL.af.mil; kevin.traw at ramstein.af.mil; Nick.Trial at LAKENHEATH.AF.MIL; uttongt at aol.com; paul.valovcin at dm.af.mil; gvanwagner at armament.hill.af.mil Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > Scroll all the way down to the bottom to see the lamest pick-up lines ever used by one person in one paragraph. Look at all the people this thing has gone to! This guy will probably never live this down! > Apologies to Berg, Radar, Swannie and the rest of the zoomies... > Capt Rob Pata Chief, Logistics Plans & Programs 603 RPF/LGX RAF Mildenhall, U.K. DSN: 314-238-6036 robert.pata at mildenhall.af.mil "A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a danish." > > -----Original Message----- From: Powers Bradley SSgt 352OSS/XPL Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 2:06 PM To: 'Buttrick, Brian'; 'Campbell Brian MSgt. AMC/LGXWD'; 'Dixon, Chris'; 'McAneny, Paul'; 'Sharp Brian W SSgt ACC/XOXF'; 'Turner, Travis'; 'home'; 'Mathis Carey SSgt 325FW/XPL 850.283.3716'; Pata Robert Capt 603RPF/LGX; Galloway Jerone SMSgt 352OSS/XP; Waltjen Shannon MSgt 352OSS/XPL; Wernick Randy E TSgt 352OSS/XPL Subject: FW: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > All, This is an e-mail one Air Force cadet sent to another Air Force cadet and is this guy is a piece of work!!!!!! Scroll all the way to the bottom for a real good laugh!!!!!!! Brad > PS This guy could become the Chief of Staff and still would be known as the Alaskan Assassin > -----Original Message----- From: Hagland Tate 2Lt 352OSS/CCE Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 1:13 PM To: Powers Bradley SSgt 352OSS/XPL Subject: The Alaskan Assassin (my new hero!) > betty: > this guy's got more moves than u-haul, more game than parker brothers, and he's better with words than merriam webster. > somewhere in the distance the alaskan assassin stalks his prey... > noonan sends ---------- From: Frank Joshua N 2Lt 100ARW/XP Sent: Friday, October 08, 1999 6:58 AM To: Bereit Derek S Lt 48FW/XPX; Hagland Tate 2Lt 352OSS/CCE; Schnicker Adam W 2Lt 606ACS/CRA; Harris John 2Lt 86 AW/XPL Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > Fellas, This e-mail forward came through AFA to West Point to me. The original message is a freshman mackin' on his girl. Thought you might enjoy, and it might bring back some fond memories! > Josh > > > ---------- From: Frank, Lucas x01376h2[SMTP:x01376 at exmail.usma.army.mil] Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 10:32 AM To: 'Josh'; '06385999131-0001 at t-online.de' Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > Seth, Josh > You ought to read this one. The Academy has...... > > Luke > -----Original Message----- From: Strevig, Justin x02152d2 Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 1:16 PM To: Stauber, Thomas x02133d1; Hartland, Andrew x01490b2; Blanchard, Scott x01108d2; Digiorgio, Peter x01292g2; Frank, Lucas x01376h2; Olson, Andrew x01917d2; Stewart, Thomas x02144c1; Hay, Jeffrey Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > This guy is even better with the ladies than Stew.... > ---------- From: Crosby, Blake x23750d2 Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 1:08 PM To: Strevig, Justin x02152d2 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > You might have already seen this but.......... It is a good learning joint that you must always be careful what you send over email. Never know how many people will see what you type. > Blake > -----Original Message----- From: Rosson, Zachary x24546h2 Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 12:30 PM To: Mcbride, James x24307f1; Crosby, Blake x23750d2; Londo, Greg x24247f1; Patten, Adam x35516c3 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > This is kind of funny. Sounds like Air Force is teaching better social skills over there... > -----Original Message----- From: Swanson, David x24701h2 Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 11:32 AM To: 'alexis'; Andrew Decker; Andrew Sloan; Brad Beckamnn; Brian Brown; Brian Kargus; Brian Oman; Christian Bowen; Christine Ray; Christopher Brawley; Christopher Orlowski; Colin Kielick; Daniel Finan; David Swanson; Emily Wnuk; Erica Watson; George Prate; Harold Walker; John Dorffeld; Jonathan Barton; Jonathan Price; Joseph Peppers; Joseph Quinn; Josephine Holmon; Kevin Kahre; Kip Chonacki; Leonard Flor; Lucas Meyers; Matthew Baideme; Matthew Chase; Matthew Rutledge; Raymond Canzonier; Robert Gordon; Steven Hege; Thomas Anderson; Willie Bass; Zachary Rosson Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > look at the guy below from air force no less... > Respectfully, Cadet Swanson David Swanson H-2 914-515-5534 (0:Have a Nice Day:0) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This email is over why are you looking down here? Well if you want some insight on life be afraid of one thing...and love it too. > -----Original Message----- From: Janetti, Nicholas x24121e2 Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 11:26 AM To: Johnston, Matthew x24148e2; Eaton, Joshua x23866e2; Cryer, Ryan x23756e2; Skinner, Bruce x24631e2; Hagio, Jamie x24007e2; Stinner, Daniel x24683g2; Blanton, Paul x23125g2; Watson, Erica x24775h2; Kopecky, David x24206b1; Jackson, Reginald x24113e3; Chaker, Carl x23673e2; 'adrienne at wizard.net'; Swanson, David x24701h2; Brown, Brian x23620h2; Bruno, Jason x23629e2; White, Marcus x24791e2; Rohr, Alexandra x24539e2; Johnson, Hiram x24138e2; Baird, Drew x22484e2 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > check out how many people this has gone through > -----Original Message----- From: Johnson, Christopher x24136d4 Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 11:12 AM To: Blanchard, Scott x01108d2; Blickhahn, Andrew x23140b1; Han, Pierre x24016e3; Hanson, Mark x11511h2; Harrison, Joseph x12838d4; Hartney, Richard x01491e2; Heal, Scott x12849c3; Janetti, Nicholas x24121e2; Jo, Jennifer x24133d1; Johnson, Christopher x24136d4; Jones, Ariel x12938g2; Keener, Daniel x12967c3; Keirsey, Jim x12968h4; McCaleb, Thomas x15921f3; Mitchell, Jennifer x01838e3; Odell, Michael x24406b2; Palen, Joseph x13234h3; Plitt, George x01962d4; Rodriguez, Frank x24537f2; Sherbondy, Aaron x24612c3; Southerland, Ryan x24657e3; Stitt, Orrin x02145e3; Strong, Richard x02153f4; Uthlaut, David x13531b1; Vreuls, Janet x15934a2; Wade, Brian x13554c4; Wilson, Joseph x24808e2; Woll, Brandon x02305d1; Zaffina, Peter x16904d4; Schlesinger, Stephen x01360g3; Tillman, Lucius x02199d1 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > Scroll down to the bottom and check out the letter Tom's boy sent to some Air Force cadet. Feel free to borrow his lines. > -----Original Message----- From: Mosby, Michael x13186f1 Sent: Friday, October 01, 1999 11:56 PM To: Terrill, Christopher x13495a4; Grant, Nathan x12787f1; Wade, Brian x13554c4; Zychek, Darren x17018a1; Fellone, Vincent x12700g3; Larson, Ryan x13038e3; Hillerson, Eric x12866a3; Reeves, Joshua x13314f2; Johnson, Christopher x24136d4; Clyburn, Corey x23713d4 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > Yo, check this out... the funny stuff is at the bottom of the email but I saved the rest of the forwards to demonstrate how shit travels.... completely throught the air force academy and now to us.... > -----Original Message----- From: Wharton, Jaron x13586f1 Sent: Friday, October 01, 1999 11:42 PM To: Mosby, Michael x13186f1 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > > > -----Original Message----- From: Roy, Andrew x15928e1 Sent: Friday, October 01, 1999 10:07 AM To: Wilson, Matthew x16016e1; Rodock, Robert x13335e1; Wharton, Jaron x13586f1; Szydlik, Brian x13484e1; Sattelmeyer, David x13372e1; Morelli, Louis x01852e1; Bowman, Bryce x01129e1; McClintock, Kathryn x15922b1; Strabbing, Timothy x15931e2; Cuomo, Scott x11003d4; Marshall, Neil x15920b4; Connor, Christophe x12574e1; Graves, Joseph x11007f2; Fenwick, Mark x11005g1; Nelson, Lindsay x15926c3; Colquitt, Eliza x11002g2; 'colette'; 'rachael'; 'kevin'; 'rob'; 'ryan'; 'tp'; Tuzel, Matthew x15932b2; McCaleb, Thomas x15921f3; Vreuls, Janet x15934a2; Mills, Brian x15924b3; Vanley, Eric x15933a3; Gingras, James x11006f4; Huston, David x15919e3; Hanson, Mark x11511h2; Penuela, David x15927a1; DiPace, Michael x11004d2; McNally, Brad x15923c4; Staderman, Terry x15929a4; Wright, Christopher x15935d3; Uthlaut, David x13531b1 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > one of my buddies from Navy that is on exchange at Air Force sent this to me. scroll all the way down and check it out...it is hilarious...I guess it just shows that plebes are jacked up in everything they do (right, morelli?) > -----Original Message----- From: Vardaman, John, C2C, CS19 [SMTP:C01John.Vardaman at USAFA.af.mil] Sent: Friday, October 01, 1999 9:27 AM To: Andrew Roy (E-mail); Michael O'Reilly (E-mail); Peter Toscani (E-mail); Allain, Christopher, C2C, CS13; Benetis, Vytenis, C2C, CS25; Coombes, Melissa, C2C, CS36; Jaquith, Brent, C2C, CS16; Lusk, Jaimie, C2C, CS02; Nanna, Jeff, C2C, CS05; Thompson, Alexs, C2C, CS09; Woodman, Sarah, C2C, CS12 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > go to the bottom and see what this plebe wrote..."A-Hall" is like dahlgren -----Original Message----- From: Williams, Edgar, C1C, CS19 Sent: Friday, 01 October, 1999 00:17 To: CS19_All Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > hey check the bottom of this e-mail.... > this sounds like somethin big Knox would say. > -----Original Message----- From: Daniel, Raymond, C1C, CS06 Sent: Friday, October 01, 1999 12:00 AM To: Booker, Marcus, C1C, CS18; Burd, Jonathan, C1C, CS 11; Bush, Richard, C1C, CS06; Daniel, Raymond, C1C, CS06; Decz, Michael, C1C, CS32; Elza, Jonathan, C1C, CS27; Hale, John, C1C, CS 11; Hasson, Kathleen, C1C, CS21; Holland, Jennifer, C1C, CS30; Jamieson, Kevin, C1C, CS34; Kenneally, Joann, C1C, CS36; Moraes, Jason, C1C, CS16; Rogers, David, C1C, CS01; Williams, Edgar, C1C, CS19; Anderson, Ryan, C2C, CS05; Gonzalez, Thomas, C2C, CS11; Lyons, Francis, C2C, CS23; Mikes, James, C2C, CS14; Mueller, Jonathan, C2C, CS02; Ovalle, Pedro, C2C, CS12; Semrau, Aubrey, C2C, CS32; Smith, Daniel, C2C, CS30; Valentin, Markyves, C2C, CS33; Zapata, Fernando, C2C, CS02; Bergquist, Allison, C3C, CS11; Ceville, Laura, C3C, CS02; Cole, Nathaniel, C3C, CS24; Estrada, Adrian, C3C, CS19; Hoffmeier, Sarah, C3C, CS32; Ka'a'a, Errol, C3C, CS08; Martinez, David, C3C, CS28; Rosario, Roland, C3C, CS02 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > Team, > You guys gotsta read this e-mail. It's all the way at the bottom but it's worth it. Fellas, if you thought you had game, read and learn. > Ray > -----Original Message----- From: Morash, Craig, C2C, CS06 Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 1:06 PM To: CS06_All Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > here's a few tips for you guys with no skills > -----Original Message----- From: Davis, Jason, C3C, CS27 Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 12:24 PM To: 'jaymattie at hotmail.com'; Freer, Benjamin, C2C, CS27; Darling, Bradley, C2C, CS27; Soto, William, C2C, CS27; Jabara, Nicholas, C2C, CS27; Tipton, Amity, C1C, CS27; LaFleur, Jeffrey, C1C, CS27; McGuane, Sarah, C1C, CS27; Shamy, Paul, C1C, CS27; Smith, Christopher, C1C, CS27; Allen, Sean, C1C, CS27; Chapman, John, C3C, CS29; Demeter, Sean, C3C, CS33; Horner, Matthew, C3C, CS28; Lee, Jon, C3C, CS27; Koly, Steve, C3C, CS27; Elza, Jonathan, C1C, CS27; Morash, Craig, C2C, CS06; Tarczewski, John, C2C, CS08; Ryba, Eduard, C2C, CS05 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > Fellas- Check this out. This is definitely hilarious.....hey Ben....maybe you can use some of these lines... > Jay > -----Original Message----- From: Breitenbach, David, C3C, CS27 Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 9:28 AM To: Davis, Jason, C3C, CS27 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > > > -----Original Message----- From: Hurley, Katharine, C3C, CS34 Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 9:16 AM To: Breitenbach, David, C3C, CS27 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > Dave, You HAVE to read this e-mail. Okay so I never said my frosh were the smartest and this proves my point. > -----Original Message----- From: Adams, David, C2C, CS34 Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 9:14 AM To: CS34_All Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin (A must read) > Add this to the list of hilarious 34 freshmen emails. First it was Smith's love for precision marching and now Kolden (The Alaskan Assassin) showing his falcon love for another frosh. Save this one so you can use these lines on some girls. Enjoy. > P.S. Kolden, stick to spanking it out your window. > -----Original Message----- From: Bounds, Jordan, C2C, CS20 Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 9:00 AM To: Adams, David, C2C, CS34 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin > figured you have already seen this but in case you haven't it is pretty funny, you have the coolest squad > -----Original Message----- From: Foy, John, C2C, CS10 Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 8:54 AM To: Cruz, Daniel, C2C, CS03; Palagi, Douglas, C2C, CS06; Johnson, Shawn, C2C, CS06; Gibbs, Christopher, C2C, CS-01; Bounds, Jordan, C2C, CS20; Sustman, Luke, C2C, CS26; Kielkucki, Marc, C2C, CS22; Crockett, Matthew, C1C, CS25; Graziano, Mark, C1C, CS25; Finan, Christopher, C1C, CS25; Trinkle, Bryan, C1C, CS25; D'Annunzio, Heather, C1C, CS25; Bashore, Brad, > C2C, CS15; Hohn, Justin, C1C, CS25; Hamblin, Erica, C2C, CS-01; Rosenow, Nancy, C2C, CS19; Peake, Sharonda, C2C, CS-01; Adams, Kylie, C3C, CS25; Smith, Ryan, C3C, CS25; Gutierrez, Edwi, C3C, CS25; Weller, Erich, C3C, CS25; CS10_C01_ALL Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin > hey fellas, > this is pretty funny. take notes and let me know if it works for you! > JD > -----Original Message----- From: Mikula, Paul, C2C, CS36 Sent: Thursday, September 30, 1999 8:31 AM To: Sullivan, Luke, C2C, CS29; Howland, Ryan, C2C, CS09; Foy, John, C2C, CS10 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin > > And people said cadets didn't have social skills. > -----Original Message----- From: Lennon, Mark, C2C, CS36 Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 1999 11:22 PM To: CS36_C01_ALL Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin > check this guy out > -----Original Message----- From: Ochoa, Raul, C2C, CS29 Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 1999 7:52 PM To: Goolsby, Jesse, C2C, CS19; Collins, Jordan, C2C, CS10; Lennon, Mark, C2C, CS36; Swayze, Ian, C2C, CS31; Greer, Brent, C2C, CS20; Ignash, Andrew, C2C, CS02 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin > This is funny. Check out the Alaskan Assassin and how he goes about "the kill." Even funnier is what the girl did with the email. > Raul > -----Original Message----- From: Slade, Joshua, C2C, CS29 Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 1999 7:48 PM To: Ochoa, Raul, C2C, CS29 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin > > > -----Original Message----- From: Ross, Brian, C2C, CS28 Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 1999 7:45 PM To: Slade, Joshua, C2C, CS29; Pontius, Michael, C2C, CS33 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin > Check out this schmuck. Maybe I should give some of those lines A try!!!!! UUHHH cancel that. > -----Original Message----- From: Blanton, Kyle, C4C, CS23 Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 1999 7:47 PM To: Brandon, Beau, C4C, CS13; Dietrich, Lawrence, C4C, CS08; Johnson, Matthew, C4C, CS29; Ross, Brian, C2C, CS28; Hardin, Marques, C4C, CS01; Leonard, Jacob, C3C, CS26 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin > These are lines Lenny would use. > -----Original Message----- From: Guzman, Juan, C4C, CS25 Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 1999 2:07 PM To: CS23_C03_ALL; CS16_C03_ALL; CS09_C03_ALL; CS13_C03_ALL; CS26_C03_ALL; CS36_C03_ALL Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin > hey, i was just gonna send this to the preppies that I know in yall's squadron, but i figured this could be shared with everyone. hey, sorry alaskan assassin, i know youre in 36, but word travels fast. > guz... > -----Original Message----- From: Profeta, Patrick, C4C, CS25 Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 1999 1:57 PM To: CS25_C03_ALL Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin > > Let this man be shamed for the rest of his years here. -----Original Message----- From: Miller, Jeffrey, C4C, CS11 Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 1999 1:52 PM To: Profeta, Patrick, C4C, CS25 Subject: FW: The Alaskan assassin > > > -----Original Message----- From: Brletich, Lee, C4C, CS11 Sent: Tuesday, September 28, 1999 08:02 PM To: Metcalf, Brian, C4C, CS11; Miller, Jeffrey, C4C, CS11; Kiska, Robin, C4C, CS11; Pegg, John, C4C, CS11; Baker, Zachary, C4C, CS11; Breffitt, Nicholas, C4C, CS11; Demattei, Peter, C4C, CS11 Subject: FW: The alaskan assasin > > THIS IDIOT IS A MANAGER ON MY SOCCER TEAM. CHECK OUT THIS LETTER HE SENT TO THIS GIRL. HE USES THE LAMEST LINES I'VE EVER HEARD! -----Original Message----- From: Auston, David, C4C, CS35 Sent: Tuesday, September 28, 1999 7:50 PM To: Brletich, Lee, C4C, CS11; Clark, Thomas, C4C, CS16; Daniels, Jason, C4C, CS12; Gagliardi, Paul, C4C, CS25; Hourigan, Edward, C3C, CS19; Hudson, Todd, C4C, CS36; Mansfield, Ryan, C4C, CS05; Miller, Britton, C3C, CS12; Minor, William, C4C, CS28; Musa, Jamil, C4C, CS23; Palacios, Luis, C4C, CS34; Seymour, Luke, C4C, CS04; Welliver, Terrence, C1C, CS36; Taylor, Brian, C4C, CS06; Walker, Jamil, C4C, CS06 Subject: FW: The alaskan assasin > though you all would get a kick out of "The Alaskan Assasin's" Falcon love, and even harder rejection. > -----Original Message----- From: Schatte, Laura, C4C, CS35 Sent: Tuesday, September 28, 1999 7:35 PM To: CS35_C03_ALL Subject: FW: The alaskan assasin > > hey guys...don't send gals e-mails like this or else serious retribution will incur, just like this guy will soon experience!!! bwahaha!!! -----Original Message----- From: Kolden, Christian, C4C, CS34 Sent: Monday, September 27, 1999 6:56 PM To: Schatte, Laura, C4C, CS35 Subject: The alaskan assasin > Laura, Hey what's up dreamuffin. I know you probably didn't expect to get an email from me, but I heard you and shamess broke up, so I am going to move in for the kill. A hall is showing some movies this weekend and if you are interested we could hook up for some cheeseburgers and pizza. Me and max got in a fight over you the other night and I kicked his ass. So just come on over and I'll tutor you in calc. If your love was a grain of sand, my love would be a universe of beaches. So just email me back if you've been thinking about me or just talk to me in class. I know that I am not that good in math but I know the equation of love. It equals you plus me . You complete me. You had me at hello the first time me and you met. Areyou tired girl cause you have been running through my head all day. Bye and I hope you have a good air force night studying. With love, Christian Kolden ( The Alaskan Assasin)