Late in his last term, Clinton ordered the government printing office to issue a stamp bearing his likeness. After a period of time the postal carriers began to complain that the stamps were falling off the envelopes. Every day their bags would be full of stamps. Clinton paid a visit to the printers. He demanded to know why the highest grade of glue had not been used on his commemorative stamp. Oh, but it was, the printer assured him. We have looked into this unfortunate situation, and the problem, sir, is that the people are spitting on the wrong side.