Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President)
  are at an International Summit meeting in Paris.
  They go to a restaurant, and the waiter asks " L'apperitif?"
  All of them answer  "Oui!"
  
  The waiter looks at  Zedillo. "Le tequila?"
  Zedillo: "Oui!"
  
  The waiter looks at  Yeltsin. "Le vodka?"
  Yeltsin:  "Oui!"
  
  Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton. " Le whisky?"
  Clinton:  "Don't mention that bitch."