A magician went to a newly opened magic shop searching for some thing new and different. The shop magician showed him a pair of glasses and quoted a price of $1,000. The man was shocked. "A thousand dollars for a pair of glasses?" he exclaimed, "That's outrageous!" "Try them on." said the shop owner. "They are very special glasses." The man put the glasses on and suddenly the shop magician was naked. So was his female assistant! He took the glasses off, and she was clothed. "I'll take them," the man said. He went outside to the bus stop. The bus pulled up, the man got on and put his glasses on. The bus driver was naked with his beer-belly hanging over his lap. All the passengers were naked. He took the glasses off and the passengers were clothed. The bus pulled up at the man's stop and he got off, walked up to his front door and put his glasses on. He walked into his living room and there sat his wife and best friend on the couch naked. He took the glasses off and they were still naked. "Look at that," he said. "A thousand dollars for a magic trick and in thirty minutes it's already broken."