A man and a woman are standing at a cocktail party when the woman remarks,
“You know,... you look just like my third husband.”
“How many times have you been married?” asks the man.
“Twice!!!” replies the lady.


A man who says marriage is a 50%-50% proposition doesn’t understand two
things:
1 -	Women, 2 - Fractions.


Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits, and then complain
that he’s not the same man she married?


Why don’t police cars have a bumper sticker that say:  “How’s my driving?”

What do the vacuum “Dirt Devil” and Viagra have in common?
They both put the power of an upright in the palm of your hand.


AMNESIA:
The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex
again.


I hate to repeat gossip, so I’ll only say this once.