The Top 18 Reasons Golf Is Better Than Sex 
  18-You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house. 
  17-If you are having trouble with golf, it's perfectly acceptable to pay
 a professional golfer to show you how to improve your technique. 
  16-The Ten Commandments don't say anything about golf. 
  15-If your partner takes any pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you
 don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you later
 become famous. 
  14-Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners
 you've golfed with. 
  13-It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger you happen to
 meet at the golf course. 
  12-You can put yourself through college on a golf scholarship and earn a
 varsity letter in golf. 
  11 -When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty
 about imagining the two of you golfing together. 
  10-If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object if
 you golf with someone else. 
  9-Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you golf by
 yourself. 
  8-When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to worry if it's really an
 undercover cop. 
  7-You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy
 golf equipment. 
  6-You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf
 jokes and invite coworkers to golf with you without getting sued for
 harassment. 
  5-There's no such thing as a GTD (golf transmitted disease). 
  4-If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to
 a premium cable channel. 
  3-Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the
 rest of  your life, then give up the game if your partner loses interest
 in golfing. 
  2-You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the
 purpose of golfing. 
  1 -Your golf partner will never say, "What?  We just golfed last week!
 Is it all you ever think of?