A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon Liddy Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -- James Bovard (1994) Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -- Douglas Casey (1992) Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else -- Frederic Bastiat Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -- Ronald Reagan (1986) I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. -- P.J. O'Rourke In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -- Voltaire (1764) No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session. -- Mark Twain (1866) Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it. -- Will Rogers The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston Churchill The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.-- Mark Twain There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences. -- P.J. O'Rourke What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. -- Edward Langley When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P.J. O'Rourke