Situation: Governor of state jogging with his dog along a trail. Coyote jumps out and starts to attack dog. California: #1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is doing what is natural. #2. Call animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it. #3. Call Vet. Veterinarian collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases. #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting bite wound bandaged. #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals. #6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote awareness program for people who live in the area. #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate it. #8. Governor's security agent fired for not stopping the attack and letting the Governor try to intervene. #9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent. #10. PETA protests the relocation of the coyote. Texas: #1. Governor spends $1.23 on a .45 ACP Gold Dot Hollow Point and he and the dog keep jogging. And we wonder why California is Broke?