White Trash Barbie...
 
Introducing White Trash Barbie.  She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, 
stuck-up, think they're-better-than-you Barbies!  Now every girl  can live the 
fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer park friend.

Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with:
 
* Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking pleasure!

* A six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (it's on sale) to refresh Barbie during 
her busy day of bitching and watching TV.

* Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants, halter top and sandals (Over-alls or 
blue jean cut-offs may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama.)  Waffle 
House uniform sold separately.

* Barbie comes with platinum blonde hair with black roots showing.

* Miracle-o'-procreation button!  Press button on Barbie's back and she's 
pregnant... again!

* Action bitch pull string!  Barbie can say 11 phrases including, "I tol' jew 
kids to git the hell outa my yard!" "Git me anuther beer, baybee."  "Whur's my 
cigarettes?" and more.
 
Also Available:

* Barbie Double-wide Dream Trailer.  Mobile home fun complete with stained 
carpet, broken steps and TV set.  Barbie's wormy pet cat Rufus also included.  
Disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset (sold seperately).

* Barbie Dream Car.  1982 Camaro in mix-n'-match colors and smokin',chokin' 
exhaust and coat hanger radio antenna.  Holds twoWhite Trash Barbies or fifteen 
MexMigrant Barbies (sold separately).

* Smoke non-toxic unless breathed.

* Abusive Boyfriend Ken with Asskickin' Leg Action and PimpSlap Backhand. With 
cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle.  Curses and mumbles when string is pulled.

* Married Life Ken With Beer-bustin' Expanding Waist.  Molded to recliner, with 
TV remote, beer, chips.  Says "Shut up woman!" and "Git me  a beer."  (Waist 
cannot be reduced once expanded.)